Georgeology

“The Internet? We are not interested in it.”
– Bill Gates, 1993
 
“The problem of viruses is temporary and will be solved in two years.”
– John McAfee, 1988
 
“Computer viruses are an urban legend.”
– Peter Norton, 1988
 
“Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ‘I know, I’ll use
regular expressions.’ Now they have two problems.”
– Jamie Zawinski
 
“Perl: The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.”
– Keith Bostic
 
“Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS.”
– Alan Kay
 
“Manually managing blocks of memory in C is like juggling bars of soap
in a prison shower: It’s all fun and games until you forget about one
of them.”
– anonymous Usenet user
 
“I think it’s a new feature. Don’t tell anyone it was an accident.”
– Larry Wall
 
“How rare it is that maintaining someone else’s code is akin to
entering a beautifully designed building, which you admire as you walk
around and plan how to add a wing or do some redecorating. More often,
maintaining someone else’s code is like being thrown headlong into a
big pile of slimy, smelly garbage.”
– Bill Venners
 
“Looking at code you wrote more than two weeks ago is like looking at
code you are seeing for the first time.”
– Dan Hurvitz
 
“From a programmer’s point of view, the user is a peripheral that
types when you issue a read request.”
– P. Williams
 
“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a
fire hydrant.”
– Mitchell Kapor
 
“Commenting your code is like cleaning your bathroom — you never want
to do it, but it really does create a more pleasant experience for you
and your guests.”
– Ryan Campbell
 
“It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a
fast machine slow.”
– Craig Bruce
 
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
– Emo Philips

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A valient effort at a science fiction film about an escaped metahuman created for the 4500 DVC. Special appearances by Rikki Dronyi, Devon Carr, Ryan Firestine, Zach Shirk, Miles Weinhold, and Ben Shirk (the honorary Dom)

By Upsidedown Doms.

WARNING: Contains potential offensive content.

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